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帮我翻译一篇小文章吧~~~谢谢您了！！

只有一点点小小的要求：希望您能帮我把文章翻译的地道一些，尽量能让听众感到轻松，幽默诙谐~~~谢谢O(∩_∩)O谢谢！！！！！
中文如下：
在场的各位同学，大家早上好！我是来自六班的XXX。我的家乡是河南郑州。你们都听说过这个地方吧？我依旧记得去年的刚来这里的时候，有些同学问我郑州在哪儿？我很惊讶他们中的很多人只是知道河南有古都开封和洛阳，但是对郑州这个名字却有些陌生。我想可能是因为一些古装剧的影响吧~比如《还珠格格》，《康熙微服私访记》等等。只是开个玩笑~
大家知道，河南位于中国的中心，郑州也位于河南的中心，她是中国一个很重要的铁路交通枢纽。交通相当便利的发达。尽管如此，我还是不明白为什么我每次从锦州回家的时候还是很难买到车票。
六月十八号就要四级考试了，我知道你们中的一部分要参加这个考试，不知道你们准备的怎么样了~现在只剩下一个月的时间准备啦~希望大家都能取得不错的成绩！哦对了，在这之前，我们还会有一个三天的小假期，就是中国的传统节日，端午节。祝你们玩的开心！
演讲就到这里吧~谢谢你们的收听，如果现在有热烈的掌声和欢呼声送给有点紧张的我的话，我会非常非常感激的~！

我真的没有一点财富值了~~对不起了。。。。= =

Answer 1

The presence of the classmate, good morning, everyone. I'm from six class of XXX. My hometown is zhengzhou, henan. You all have heard of this place? I still remember last year has just moved here, some classmate ask my zhengzhou where? I'm surprised many of them just know henan ancient kaifeng and luoyang, there to zhengzhou this name but but little strange. I guess it's because the influence of some period drama like "it ~ return zhugege", "record" SiFang tiny kangxi, etc. Just kidding ~ As we all know, located in China's central henan province, zhengzhou is also located in the center of henan province, she is China a very important railway transport hubs. The developed traffic quite convenience. Nonetheless, I still don't understand why I every time when I come home from jinzhou or difficult to buy tickets. June 18 will level 4 examination, I know some of you to take the exam, don't know how you prepare a ~ now only a month's time to prepare la ~ I hope everyone can obtain good result! Oh yes, before that, we will have a three-day holiday, is small of traditional Chinese festival, Dragon Boat Festival. Wish you a happy! Speech is here! ~ thank your listening, if now have warm applause and cheers gave a little nervous my words, I'll very, very grateful ~! 不知道对不对哦lz 我不要分 只希望能帮到你

Answer 2

The presence of the classmate, good morning, everyone. I'm from six class of XXX. My hometown is zhengzhou, henan. You all have heard of this place? I still remember last year has just moved here, some classmate ask my zhengzhou where? I'm surprised many of them just know henan ancient kaifeng and luoyang, there to zhengzhou this name but but little strange. I guess it's because the influence of some period drama like "it ~ return zhugege", "record" SiFang tiny kangxi, etc. Just kidding ~

As we all know, located in China's central henan province, zhengzhou is also located in the center of henan province, she is China a very important railway transport hubs. The developed traffic quite convenience. Nonetheless, I still don't understand why I every time when I come home from jinzhou or difficult to buy tickets.

June 18 will level 4 examination, I know some of you to take the exam, don't know how you prepare a ~ now only a month's time to prepare la ~ I hope everyone can obtain good result! Oh yes, before that, we will have a three-day holiday, is small of traditional Chinese festival, Dragon Boat Festival. Wish you a happy!

Speech is here! ~ thank your listening, if now have warm applause and cheers gave a little nervous my words, I'll very, very grateful ~!

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Answer 3

纯属路过帮忙~~
good morining freinds:
I am xxx from class 6. I come from zhengzhou henan province.Have you ever heard this place?
I still remember many of my classmates asked where was zheng zhou when i was just arrived here last year,I am very surprised that many of them know kaifeng and luoyang but did not familar with zheng zhou,I think this just because the influncial of some plays such as 还珠格格 and 康熙微服私访（拼音）.hehe it is just a joke!1
As we all know Henan is located in the centre of China and zhengzhou is located in the centre of Henan.Even though zhengzhou is a very importrant transport hub and it has a convenient transportation i still do not understand why it is so hard to get a ticket back to my home.
the cet 4 will come on 18th June and some of you will take part in this exam, i do not how well are you prepared,but it only have one month for you guy to prepare it, good luck to you! alas, we will have our dragn boat festival before the exam so that we have three days to have fun,enjoy you holiday!
that's all thank you, i wil be very grateful if you can give me some applause and cheer!!
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