Question

请英语高手帮忙翻译一下！

上节课我们外教让我们在课堂上讲笑话，由于事先没有准备好，没有讲好，她让我们下去准备一下，我觉得这个笑话挺好的，也比较简单，这是我在有道上翻译的，有道上面经常出错，请大家帮忙看看修改一下。外教怀孕了，过几个星期就得回国了，她对我们班的评价很好。。。别的我就不多说了，拜托了！！！如果你有好一点笑话给我说一下啊！谢谢

美国人,英国人,中国人,日本人,在一起讨论本国的军事．
　　日本人说:”我们崇尚武士道,不畏惧牺牲,我敢头上顶着苹果让你们来比试枪法．”于
　　是他把一个苹果放在了头顶上．
　　美国人转身向后走了20步,然后回头就是一枪,苹果被打爆了,他骄傲的说:
　　“ I am 哼特．”
　　日本人又放了一个苹果在头顶上．
　　英国人转身向后走了50步,然后回头就是一枪,苹果被打爆了,他骄傲的说:
　　“ I am 邦德．”
　　日本人放一个小苹果在头顶上．
　　中国人转身向后走了3步,然后回头就是一枪,脑袋被打爆了,他骄傲的说:
　　“I am sorry”
backward, then turn back is one gun, apple has been ringing off the hook, and he proud of say:
"I am hum."
People in Japan and put an apple on his head.
British people turned and walked back 50 steps, and then look back is one gun, apple has been ringing off the hook, he proud of say:
"I am bond."
The Japanese put a small apple on his head.
Chinese people turn and take three steps backward, then turn back is one gun, head have been ringing off the hook, he proud of say:
"I am sorry"

Answer 1

美国人,英国人,中国人,日本人,在一起讨论本国的军事.
　　
　　日本人说:"我们崇尚武士道,不畏惧牺牲,我敢头上顶着苹果让你们来比试枪法."
于是他把一个苹果放在了头顶上.
　　
　　美国人转身向后走了20步,然后回头就是一枪,苹果被打爆了,
　　他骄傲的说: “ I am 哼特.” (我是哼特)
　　
　　日本人又放了一个苹果在头顶上.
　　
　　英国人转身向后走了50步,然后回头就是一枪,苹果被打爆了,
　　他骄傲的说: “ I am 邦德.” （我是邦德）
　　
　　日本人放一个小苹果在头顶上.
　　 中国人转身向后走了3步,然后回头就是一枪,
　　小日本的脑袋被打爆了,他骄傲的说: “I am sorry"（我很抱歉）
one day, an American, a British, a Chinese and a Japanese got together to discuss their own country's military.
The Japanese said: "we advocate bushido, not afraid of sacrifice, I dare to put an apple on my head and so that you can make a gesture of marksmanship. ."
So he put an apple on his head.
the American turned-back and walked twenty steps backward, then turned back and gave it a shot, the apple was shot to explosion,
"I am hum." He said proudly.
the Japanese put another apple on his head.
the British urned-back and walked 50 steps backward, then turned back and gave it a shot, the apple was shot to explosion,
"I am bond."He said proudly.
The Japanese put a small apple on his head.
the Chinese turned-back and walked 3 steps backward, then turned back and gave it a shot, the head of the Japanese was shot to explosion,
"I am sorry,"He said proudly.
望采纳，都是自己翻译出的，非机器翻译~给外教一个好的表现~加油！

Answer 2

“我很抱歉”
落后，然后回头就是一枪，苹果被打爆了，他骄傲的说：
“我的嗡嗡声。”
在日本的人，把一个苹果放在他的头上。
英国人转身就走50步，然后回头就是一枪，苹果被打爆了，他骄傲的说：
“我是邦德。”
日本把一个小苹果在他头上。
中国人转身向后走了三步，然后回头就是一枪，头都被打爆了，他骄傲的说：
“我很抱歉”

望采纳

Answer 3

日本人说:”我们崇尚武士道,不畏惧牺牲,我敢头上顶着苹果让你们来比试枪法．”于
　　是他把一个苹果放在了头顶上．
　　美国人转身向后走了20步,然后回头就是一枪,苹果被打爆了,他骄傲的说:
　　“ I am 哼特．”
　　日本人又放了一个苹果在头顶上．
　　英国人转身向后走了50步,然后回头就是一枪,苹果被打爆了,他骄傲的说:
　　“ I am 邦德．”
　　日本人放一个小苹果在头顶上．
　　中国人转身向后走了3步,然后回头就是一枪,脑袋被打爆了,他骄傲的说:
　　“I am sorry”

Answer 4

建议换个笑话，或者把称呼改成其他的，像tom什么的，毕竟外教的概念和我们不一样！！！！