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谢谢急求！！！请帮忙翻译一下！！谢谢！！

巩：想学照我教的练
巩：待会，我检查你报菜价
金：总经理，请您到御膳房去看看那宫廷土豆熟了没？
巩：ai，走—— ai！好好练着！我真是的。。。
赵：我练你奶奶个嘴！
赵：我上你这要是毕了业，那我就成绑票的了！
赵：我啥着了还（本句没有听清，请同学们对照视频自己意会一下哈）（电话铃响）
赵：wai！我是慈禧！ai，不是，他们给我起个名字叫慈禧呀，您了是？
赵：物价局？
赵：我跟您了说呀，这里的事可没有我呀，都是他们呀
赵：菜价是。。。黑呀，真黑呀！不行我要走了，要不然他一会还要我报菜价呢
赵：ao，您了要听啊，好！明白了！
赵：回来，哪去了？
巩/金：来了来了`
赵：还练不练拉
巩：嘿、嘿，您别脱这工作服啊
赵：我这都练出汗来了，太投入了
巩：heiyou，投入好，（赵丽蓉：可不）我还得给你交代交代
巩：咱们这不单有慈禧伴宴，还有宫廷乐舞式吹拉弹唱
巩：您要是就乎着小曲唱那么两嗓子，eiyou，这钱赚的就更多啦~~
赵：要说唱那就更没问题呀
巩：aiyou ，能唱？
赵：我能唱
巩：听听听听
赵：想当初啊，（巩汉林：en）我们村拍过小二黑结婚（巩汉林：嘿）
赵：你猜咋的，就让我演那小芹（巩汉林：小芹？）
赵：让我演小芹nei，我这么一试嗓子吧（巩汉林：en）
赵：哎呀，我这嗓子这高啊，（巩汉林/金珠：en——）你可不知道高到什么份上
赵：就选了20多个小二黑（巩汉林：en），楞没截住我，结果这婚那也没结成
巩：heiyou，老太太这嗓子（此处没听清楚------流行前线注）
巩/金珠/赵丽蓉：（混合笑声）
巩：您是不是先下来嘿
赵：heihei，在家上炕上惯了
巩：这不是你们家炕头啊，说的够热闹的，到底会唱什么呀？
赵：我啥都会唱，在家我做饭我都唱
巩：en，就听你做饭这一段
赵：您qing好吧
巩：都配合着点！
（音乐声起）
赵：（唱）我做的是爆肚儿炒肉溜鱼片
赵：（唱）醋溜腰子炸排骨
赵：（唱）松花变蛋白菱藕
赵：（唱）海蛰拌肚儿滋味足
赵：（唱）四凉四热八碟菜
赵：（唱）白干老酒烫一壶
巩：（和）烫一壶——
赵：（唱）走四方你看一看尝一尝
赵：（唱）香不香————
巩：香ou，香死个人来，haihaihai
巩：哎呀，我们这的饭菜也够香的，待会呀，您得编点词把它给我唱出来
赵：我能唱！
巩：老太太（赵丽蓉：ai），您可别光说不练——haihou
巩：（唱）别耍嘴呀
赵：（唱）我要是耍嘴我是个棒槌（锤）
巩：（唱）宫廷玉液酒
赵：（唱）一百八一杯
巩：（唱）这酒怎么样？
赵：（唱）听我给你吹——
巩：吹！吹！
赵：（唱）瞧我这张嘴呀
赵：（唱）一杯你开胃
巩：（唱）我喊了一声美
赵：（唱）二杯你肾不亏
巩：（唱）哈哈，还是美
赵：（唱）三杯五杯下了肚
赵：（唱）保证你的小脸呀
巩：怎么样？
赵：（唱）白里透着红啊
巩：ou
赵：（唱）红里透着黑
巩：黑。。。
赵：昂昂，黑不溜啾（巩汉林：昂？）绿了叭叽
巩：eiyou
赵：蓝哇哇的（巩汉林：这什么色啊），紫不溜啾的
巩：hai。。。
赵：（唱）粉嘟噜的透着那么美
巩：哎呀，您可把我吓坏了
赵：（唱）这酒怎么样啊？
巩：（唱）这酒真是美

Answer 1

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Zhao: ao, you have to listen to, ah, good! Understand!
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Zhao: still not practicing practicing Rafah
GONG: Hey, hey, you do not from this uniform ah
Zhao: I have this training to sweat, too invested
GONG: heiyou, investment, and (Zhao Lirong: from time) I had to explain to your account
Gong: Let's not have this feast with Cixi, court music and dance-Chuiladanchang
Gong: If you sing on between the Xiaoqu then Liangsang Zi, eiyou, this money on the more啦~ ~
Zhao: To rap it's even no problem ah
GONG: aiyou, can sing »
Zhao: I can sing
GONG: listen to listen to
Zhao: When would like to, ah, (Gong Hanlin: en) our village Paiguo Xiao Erhei marriage (Gong Hanlin: Hey)
Zhao: Ze do you think of, let me speech that Xiaoqin (Gong Hanlin: Xiaoqin »)
Zhao: Let me my Xiaoqin nei, so I try my voice it (Gong Hanlin: en)
Zhao: Oops, my voice this high, ah, (Gong Hanlin / Kim: en -) you may know to what were high on the
Zhao: on the election of the more than 20 Xiaoer Hei (Gong Hanlin: en), Leng not stopped me, the results of this marriage that did not form
GONG: heiyou, this old lady voice (here heard clearly ------ popular front-line Note)
Gong / Kim / Zhao Lirong: (mixed laughter)
Gong: You are not the first down Hey
Zhao: heihei, at home on Kangshang used to
GONG: This is not your home Kangtou ah, that's lively enough, in the end will sing what ah »
Zhao: I Shadu sing, I cook at home I have to sing
GONG: en, Jiuting you cook this section
Zhao: Well you qing
GONG: with all the points!
(Music)
Zhao: (singing) I do is to burst Duerchaorou wandering fish
Zhao: (singing) Culiuyaozi fried ribs
Zhao: (singing) Song-Hua Ling lotus root of change
Zhao: (singing) mixed with the sting Duer taste of foot
Zhao: (singing) Heat 8 4 4 cooler Diecai
Zhao: (singing) dry white hot a pot Laojiu
GONG: (and) burning a pot --
Zhao: (singing) follow the Quartet you look at the Changyi Chang
Zhao: (singing)-not-----
Gong:-ou, death-to individuals, haihaihai
GONG: Oops, we have enough food to Hong Kong, will be ah, you made a point to the words I sing it out
Zhao: I can sing!
GONG: The old woman (Zhao Lirong: ai), you should not be that do not deliver - haihou
GONG: (singing) do not play up ah
Zhao: (singing) if I played my mouth is a Bangchui (hammer)
GONG: (singing) palace Yuye wine
Zhao: (singing) Yibaibayi Cup
GONG: (singing) how this kind of liquor »
Zhao: (singing) I listen to you blowing --
GONG: blowing! Winds!
Zhao: (singing) Look, I Zhe Zhangzui ah
Zhao: (singing) a cup of your appetizer
GONG: (singing) I shouted out of the U.S.
Zhao: (singing) 2 cup your kidneys no loss
GONG: (singing). He, or the United States
Zhao: (singing) three glasses of five cups under the belly
Zhao: (singing) ensure that your Xiaolian ah
GONG: how kind »
Zhao: (singing), white-ah Touzhao
GONG: ou
Zhao: (singing) in the red and Touzhao
GONG: black. . .
Zhao: Angang, and not wandering jiu (Gong Hanlin: Ngong ») Green of the Baji
GONG: eiyou
Zhao: Blue wah-wah (Gong Hanlin: What color ah), purple is not the wandering jiu
GONG: hai. . .
Zhao: (singing) powder Dulu that the United States and the Touzhao
GONG: Oops, you can be scared me
Zhao: (singing) how this kind of liquor ah »
GONG: (singing) This wine is the United States